"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/07/2017 at 16:42 • Filed to: None

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ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/07/2017 at 16:58

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When I was a stay-home dad (I still am) with my babies, I couldn’t wait for my wife to get home from work. On many days, I’d look at the clock and it would be 5:3o. I’d look again 20 minutes later and it would be 5:35.

itschrome > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/07/2017 at 17:33

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I watch 60 minutes go by hour after hour...

BJ > ttyymmnn 09/07/2017 at 20:33

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I was sure you going to say that after 20 minutes you looked at the clock and it was only 5:20...

I’ve had those days where shit just won’t stop going backwards.